you know youve got it bad for a pairing when youre reading sexless domestic fanfiction

thegrlnxtdoorandhergingerfriend:
My AP euro teacher wouldn’t let our class watch Les Mis so we barricaded the door and screamed “VIVE LA REVOLUCIÓN” when he tried to get in.
that is the face of a man who is 24601% done
is that craig pelton’s doppeldeaner
being ugly on the internet is nice because you know you’ve earned all your followers instead of getting them b/c youre hot
give birth to the roof, feed the roof, nurture the roof,
raise the roof
have the booty?

send me half a sentence and i’ll finish it!
pie that sam keeps forgetting

send me half a sentence and i’ll finish it!
look at a nice booty

send me half a sentence and i’ll finish it!
YOUR SOUL

send me half a sentence and i’ll finish it!

I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS TO BE GIFFED MY ENTIRE LIFE
((Stupid question coming from an American, but why don’t the robbers just run?))
(( Because that would be rude.))
gently caress

send me half a sentence and i’ll finish it!
honey
not what you were expecting hmm
send me half a sentence and i’ll finish it!
Lol, brothers.
omg i choked on my drink i started laughing so hard
Fangirl approved.