lecterer:

you know youve got it bad for a pairing when youre reading sexless domestic fanfiction

pontparnasse:

scarymerry:

thegrlnxtdoorandhergingerfriend:

My AP euro teacher wouldn’t let our class watch Les Mis so we barricaded the door and screamed “VIVE LA REVOLUCIÓN” when he tried to get in.

that is the face of a man who is 24601% done

is that craig pelton’s doppeldeaner

pontparnasse:

scarymerry:

thegrlnxtdoorandhergingerfriend:

My AP euro teacher wouldn’t let our class watch Les Mis so we barricaded the door and screamed “VIVE LA REVOLUCIÓN” when he tried to get in.

that is the face of a man who is 24601% done

is that craig pelton’s doppeldeaner

  • me half-way through shaving one leg: i dont want to do this anymore

homosexaul:

being ugly on the internet is nice because you know you’ve earned all your followers instead of getting them b/c youre hot 

amoying:

give birth to the roof, feed the roof, nurture the roof,

raise the roof

thephlogistontheory asked: Can I just ...

have the booty?

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send me half a sentence and i’ll finish it!

tagged → #thephlofisontheory
dandyelise asked: Toast, tea, and . . .

pie that sam keeps forgetting

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send me half a sentence and i’ll finish it!

tagged → #dandyelise #hannah's art
tg-darkside asked: You should always.....

look at a nice booty

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send me half a sentence and i’ll finish it!

kevinpinkturtle asked: I am deeply and unhealthily in love with...

YOUR SOUL

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send me half a sentence and i’ll finish it!

the-sofa:

asktheravenclan:

64memories:

I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS TO BE GIFFED MY ENTIRE LIFE

((Stupid question coming from an American, but why don’t the robbers just run?))

(( Because that would be rude.))

the-sofa:

asktheravenclan:

64memories:

I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS TO BE GIFFED MY ENTIRE LIFE

((Stupid question coming from an American, but why don’t the robbers just run?))

(( Because that would be rude.))

queer-as-a-three-dollar-bill asked: You and I should...

gently caress

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send me half a sentence and i’ll finish it!

sherrocked asked: Dicks and...

honey

not what you were expecting hmm

send me half a sentence and i’ll finish it!

tagged → #sherrocked

tatumpenelopereid:

begitalarcos:

bandgeekingout:

brodinsons:

Lol, brothers. 

omg i choked on my drink i started laughing so hard

Fangirl approved.